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A right ding Dong affair

Andy Munro has a chance meeting and gets an exclusive.

17 February, 2021 in Football, Satire.

Ask Sir Howard: What about this Boris/Biden phone call?

Sir Howard Elston, the greatest with the latest, answers all queries.

25 January, 2021 in Politics, Satire.

G’bye, dear Trumpsylvania

Sir Howard Elston charts The Trump Legacy.

19 January, 2021 in Politics, Satire.

The Elston report: We track down bigtime Trump moneyman

Lord Howard Elston, our embattled US editor, secretly meets the disgraced president’s greatest supporter. 

10 January, 2021 in Politics, Satire.
St Andrews

Karankie’s korner

More scribbled-out words found in the St Andrews manager’s office wastebin.

23 December, 2020 in Football, Satire.

Ask Howard: How will Scotland control its shut border?

More burning answers from our man on the spot.

20 December, 2020 in Satire.

Karankie Korner

Andy Munro found this in the rubbish bin of the St Andrews managers office.

7 December, 2020 in Football, Satire.

Trump wins Peoples’ Person of the Year Award

Prez tops big poll, writes our White House tipster Sir Harvey Elston (DOA).

29 November, 2020 in Media, Politics, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: Cummings and goings

Sir Howard Elston, our chief Westminster mole, sits down with public enemy number one, Dominic Cummings.

14 November, 2020 in Politics, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: Pence and nonsense

Sir Howie K. Elston, our reporter at large, sits down with Mister Veep.

12 November, 2020 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: Trump’s last words

Inside the White House bunker, with Sir Howard Elston.>

6 November, 2020 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Birmingham comedy duo launch satirical news podcast

The 2 Jonnies’ latest venture sees launch of satirical news podcast Todayful.

3 November, 2020 in Comedy, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: Trump’s final pledge

Sir Howard Elston, our US editor, sits down with the president with one day to go.

2 November, 2020 in Comment, Politics, Satire.

Dickhead Tapes: When Bojo ‘misspoke’

Sir Howard Elston gives the lowdown on the background on Johnson’s big boo-boo.

29 September, 2020 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: Secret Trump election vow

Sir Howie Elston, our White House snoop, reports on the unedited audio feed straight from the West Wing.

30 July, 2020 in Most recent, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes: What Boris really thinks

Sir Howard Elston rifles through secret recordings of the latest Cabinet meeting.

8 July, 2020 in Health, Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Exclusive shocker: Howard’s new book on Trump

Sir Howard Elston, our literary editor, reports on his exclusive memoir of the Yank prez.

27 June, 2020 in Politics, Satire.

Ask Howard – Is Boris the best?

Sir Howard ‘Bossman’ Elston gives the lowdown on the Low Down.

23 May, 2020 in Comment, Most recent, Politics, Satire.

The Elston report: New light on government’s Covid rules

Dr Howard Elston reports on clear-cut advice from Bojo’s circus of fun.

1 May, 2020 in Most recent, Satire.

The Dickhead Tapes

Sir Howard Elston, our diplomatic reporter, watches a circus of ambiguity, deceit and governmental stupidity.

22 April, 2020 in Politics, Satire.

The Elston Report: Secret chat group transcripts revealed

Sir Howard Elston, our community affairs editor, lifts the lid on local social media groups.

2 April, 2020 in Comment, Community, Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard: Shock Parliament shutdown

More from Sir Howard Elston, our man almost at Westminster.

5 March, 2020 in Health, Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Howard: Thomas Cook bosses hit back over bonuses

Sir Howard Elston’s latest report on the big bucks doled out to troubled travel group chief honcho.

24 September, 2019 in Most recent, Satire, Tourism, Travel.

Britain braced for Hurricane Bojo

Take to the storm cellars, warns our Westminster hack Lord Howie Elston.

3 September, 2019 in Politics, Satire.

Howard’s Big Ask: Is tough guy Putin in charge of Hodge Hill?

b>Sir Howie Elston, scourge of the left and enemy of the right, with the burning shock query of the millennium:

7 August, 2019 in Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard: That Boris debate and what he said

Howard Elston, scourge of the right and opponent of the left, offers up verbatim excerpts of the BoJo show.

10 July, 2019 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Sir Howard: More amazing details of leaked Trump emails

Howie Elston, media doyen of Westminster, reveals more vitriolic cables that spit poison at the White House.

8 July, 2019 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Putin to May: Who the f**k are you

Sir Howard Elston (KMRIA), doyen of the Westminster lobby, on that all-important Russia/British sit down.

28 June, 2019 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Howard: The world in their hands – official

Media top gun Sir Howard Elston, reporting on the planet’s heavy hitters.

23 June, 2019 in Satire.

Howard Exclusive: Boris in shock domestic row – latest

Sir Howard Elston, our espionage correspondent, gives the details on Boris’s big break-up.

21 June, 2019 in Satire.

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