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Howard Elson reports

Sir Howard: Shock revelation in Tory leader vote

Sir Howard Elston, parasite to the stars, reports on another explosive turn of events as Theresa May steps down.

9 June, 2019 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Judd and Donald Trump – are they related?

Sir Howard Elston takes on the world’s burning quandaries.

6 May, 2019 in Politics, Satire, Sport.

Chuka to Trumpie: We need help. Now!!!!!

Sir Howard Elston, not long out of Belle Isle Open Prison, reports on the latest British balls-up.

20 February, 2019 in Politics, Satire.

Sir Howard: I did not use my charity as a money laundering machine

Sir Howard Elston, a saint who walks among us, explains why his charity is being hounded by agents of evil.

18 December, 2018 in Satire.

Howard: Shock exclusive with May

Sir Howard Elston (DOA) grants an audience to Prime Minister Theresa May as she stops Brexit vote.

10 December, 2018 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Howard: New Brexit stamps issued- exclusive

Sir Howard Elston, The Queen’s Surveyor of Great Art, lifts the lid on HM’s new series of postage stamps .

5 December, 2018 in Art and Leisure, Most recent, Satire.

Brexit bonanza exclusive: May talks to Sir Howard

Sir Howard Elston; scourge of the right, enema of the left, reports on the Euro-crisis.

16 November, 2018 in Business, Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Trump shock exclusive: His first mid-term interview

Sir Howard Elston sits down with the Prez.

8 November, 2018 in Comedy, Most recent, Satire.

May to EU: Drop dead – Brave Brits will do all the work

Theresa May, England chief, tells our Westminster snoop Sir Howard Elston how Euro-workers can f***k off.

2 October, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Trumpie calls for “highest standards in public office”

Sir Elston Howard reports on the Prez’s latest venture on taking to the moral high road.

29 September, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Trumpie: “I’ll build a wall around Iranville”

The Prez warns Teheran about his new peace plan, says our diplomatic reporter Sir Howie Elston. 

25 September, 2018 in Most recent, Satire, trump.

Elston’s exclusive shocker: May’s big Brexit interview

Howard Elston allows Theresa May a rare audience.

5 July, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard shocker: Trump claims England win victory

The US prez grabs laurels in historic penalty shootout, says our sports reporter Lord Howard Elston (DOA)

3 July, 2018 in Football, Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard exclusive: The secret Trump/Kim Jong-un tapes

More diplomatic exclusives from our diplomatic correspondent.

24 May, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Malala to be honoured with Birmingham statue

Permanent recognition from adopted home city for girl who shared Nobel Peace Prize.

31 March, 2018 in Birmingham, Satire.

Howard sez: It just ain’t cricket

The huge-mungus questions of the day answered by, The Hon Lord Howard Elston of Strangeways.

31 March, 2018 in Cricket, Most recent, Satire.

Exclusive interview with Frenchie passport boss

M. de la Elston says merci.

24 March, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard: Spy link shock horror exclusive mystery

Comrade Howard Elstonovitch, our espionage reporter, on the searing questions of the day.

18 March, 2018 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

Ask Howard: How do we stop Vlad the Bad?

Sir Howard Elston answers all those trick questions that plague our little planet.

13 March, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Irish stew

Sir Howard O’Elston, our diplomatic editor, on the latest obstacle to Euro peace in our time.

5 March, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Russia: Alive and cheating – a Howard Elston super exclusive

Bears grab Olympic gold, reports our semi-comatose sports correspondent Sir Howard Elston. 

25 February, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Theresa May launches big rocket in latest EU battle

Interstellar reporter Sir Howard Elston describes the UK’s most daring outer space adventure yet. 

7 February, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Sir Howard Exclusive: Trump shutdown shock

From Sir Howard Elston, sitting in his US underground nuclear bunker somewhere under Das Capital.

21 January, 2018 in Most recent, Politics, Satire.

May to Prez: Trumpville is a sh*thole

The latest report from the hot desk of Sir Howard Elston

12 January, 2018 in Most recent, Satire, What's on.

Howard: Trump/Bannon secret tapes

Further revelations regarding Donald Trump and Steve ‘Bagman’ Bannon. This shock report from Sir Howard Elston.

4 January, 2018 in Most recent, Satire.

Green today, gone tomorrow for government number two

Sir Howard Elston, our Westminster man in the know, disentangles the laments of Damian Green.

21 December, 2017 in Most recent, Satire.

UK to move its embassy to Boise, Idaho

Sir Howard Elston, scourge of the left and enemy of the right, with a worldwide scoopereenio.

6 December, 2017 in Most recent, Satire.

Exclusive: Howard sit-down with Theresa May

Sir Howie Elston (DOA), our diplomatic editor, has a 1-2-1 with Queen May.

30 November, 2017 in Most recent, Satire.

Ask Howard- the big bonanza quiz

Sir Howard Elston, confidante of rock’n’roll stars everywhere, responds to the big issues.

15 November, 2017 in Most recent, Satire.

Howard’s Big Quiz Bonanza – answering the questions that will change the world (maybe)

Sir Howard Elston, ennobled man of the people, fields a query about macro-finance and those funny little islands which Britain owns and uses as tax fiddles.

7 November, 2017 in Most recent, Satire.

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