Ask Howard: How will Scotland control its shut border?

More burning answers from our man on the spot.

Will Comfrey, from London, asks: In order to stop the pandemic, Scotland’s chief honcho Nicola Sturgeon says block all traffic heading north from England. How will that actually happen?

Howard Elston responds: BUILD A WALL. BUILD THAT FRICKING WALL, a great big beautiful wall made of tweed and heather and haggis and….. more tweed.

Will: Thanks Howie, but do we really need that pottymouth lingo? I have young children.


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