Judd and Donald Trump – are they related?

Sir Howard Elston takes on the world’s burning quandaries.

Judd (above) and Donald (below). 

EILEEN from Newcastle asks: My neighbour, who knows everything, says UK snooker whiz Judd Trump (top above) is the secret love nephew of President Donald Trump.

Is he?

And if so, how come the media have hidden this?

And if they have hidden this, what conspiracy are the media hatching to kill freedom?

So.. are they related?

SIR HOWARD responds: No.

EILEEN re-responds: That’s fake news. You’re all the same.

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2 thoughts on “Judd and Donald Trump – are they related?

  1. I wonder if Donald Trump gets sick of people asking him about his tactics in the world snooker final?

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