Howard’s big interview: Barclays boss reveals all
Sir Howard Elston, our business editor, sits down with highly respected and totally honest bank chief John Varley.
The Elston Report: UK news as it happens somewhere
Media editor Sir Howard Elston gives the inside line on how TV reports breaking news today.
May ends in June but Sir Howard rides to the rescue
Sir Howard Elston, scourge of the right, enema of the left, reveals his plans for the tottering British government
The Elston Report: Trump trip triggers trouble
Sir Howard Elston, our Mid East correspondent, outlines what will happen when Doughball Trump lands in Saudi Arabia for his first summit.
Ask Howard: He answers the big questions
More hard-hitting answers from the Man in the Know.
Chubby British Foreign Minister hauled off US plane – exclusive
Sir Howard Elston, our aeronautics reporter, explains how BoJo grappled with US mile-high justice.
Sir Howard’s Big Bumper Quiz Bonanza
He’ll answer your most tricky questions.
EU leaves Britain
Sir Howard Elston, this website’s diplomatic editor, with the inside story of the Big Break Up.
Putin: “Queen tapped my phone…she’s a bad dood”
Sir Howard Elston, our Royal reporter, with an exclusive that’ll rip your corgi to bits
Howard exclusive: Trump globally lauded for righteous hack ban
Sir Howard Elston, our media reporter, on a secret report of who backs the Presidential ban on journalists
Sir Howard: I have had it with the so bad lying media thing
Howard Elston takes on false lying journalists..they’re wrong, wrong, wrong.
Sir Howard and the inside story of Melania’s law suit – Exclusive
Another exclusive from our Stateside correspondent.
Sir Howard hired as Trump’s chief speechwriter- exclusive
Howard Elson reports.
Sir Howard named People of the Year
Lord Elston fingered as Top Dawg… Our very own long term correspondent Sir Howard Elston (OBE) has won the prestigious award as People’s People of the Year for the first time (writes this site’s publisher). In a poll riddled with voting controversy over Russian dark deeds, a top flight panel of judges has picked him Number…
Blair to run for Cuban prez post
What next for Cuba? We have the details.
Ask Dr Howard: He’s got the answers to your medical queries
Don’t have nightmares
Howard Shocker: Trump’s secret emails to the queen (of Ingerland)
From Sir Howard’s hot desk at the La Hula 69 Bar in Las Vegas
Ask Howard: Lord Elston answers the searing White House question of the day
Another of our essential guides to the Presidential election.
Hail Trumpsylvania!
Sir Howard Elston, our US editor, reveals more on Dumpy Trumpy’s plans for a 51st state.
Welcome to Trumpsylvania
Dumpy Trumpy exclusively unveils to Sir Howard Elston his plans for a 51st state after he gets clobbered in the US election
Dumpy Trumpy slams media – Elston shock exclusive
Sir Howard Elston, our diplomatical editor, sits down with an angry Donald J. Trump
Howard Shocker: cops gear up for Tory city conference danger
Howard Elston, our political editor, reports from the trenches of Britain’s second biggest city.
Sir Howard speaks on The Great Bake Off row
Thoughts on the great events of the day.
Shock exclusive: I will build a wall, says top emperor Hadrian
Roman leader says it’s time to keep out those pesky Picts, writes our defence reporter Sir Howardus Elstonius.
Howard’s big bumper bonanza Mid East quiz – summer edition
Sir Howard Elston, confidante to world leaders, answers your pressing questions of the day…for no fee!!!!!!
Shock news exclusive: Frogs nick Sir Howard over burkini row
Sir Howard Elston, our beachwear correspondent, files his report from a St Tropez jail cell after been arrested by Froggie cops.
Trump’s Olympic bid to fight terror
Sir Howard Elston, winner of the Alex Rodriguez award for Peace and Understanding, reports from Brazil’s Copacabana shoreline on Donald’s latest idea.
Innocent Trump attacked by vicious Virginia mother
From Sir Howard Elston at Republican Party HQ somewhere deep in Americaland.
Trumped Up Quotes
Just how many famous quotes can you identify in the following exclusive Howard Elston interview with Republican top dog Donald Trump? Get the answers right and you’ll be whisked away to the Premier Inn of your choice. Answers at the end of the article.
The Sir Howard Interview: Tony Blair reveals all
Our chief crime correspondent Sir Howard Elston sits down with the former Prime Minister following the damning Chilcot Report into the Iraq war