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TONY FROM CALIFORNIA asks:
“What’s the name of that American politician who:
- has a reputation as a woman-chasing Lothario
- was a privately educated millionaire
- was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
- had a father who was a rampant capitalist who bankrolled his wayward son?
- believed that Washington had a right to throw its military weight around, sometimes illegally
Is it Donald Trump?”
SIR HOWARD RESPONDS:
“No, it was JFK.”
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