HOWARD: The US Fiscal Crisis- The Truth
Our Very Important expenses-laden Washington correspondent Lord Howard Elston on the latest chapter in the American fiscal crisis.
HOWARD SCOOP: PM Released After Kidnap
Howard Elston (DOA) has a late update on that political kidnapping that has rocked our nation to its very Jimmy Choo kitten heels.
While My Qatar Gently Weeps- Another HOWARD Scooperoo
Our Mid East hack Sir Howard Elston (DOA) says the World Cup location WILL NOT be changed in 2022. Here is his exclusive report:
HOWARD: Man U Boss Lashes Out As Red Devils Dive
Sports editor supremo Sir HOWARD ELSTON reports on how Man United are reeling after their terrible start to the new season.
HOWARD: Get Ready for a Shock UK Gov’t Shutdown
Our diplomatic hack, Sir Howard Elston (DOA), warns of yet another news bombshell about to explode.
HOWARD: Power Companies Fight Back and Plan to Buy UK
From the hotdesk of economics editor Sir Howard Elston.
HOWARD: Bye Bye Blackberry
Struggling smartphone maker Blackberry has agreed in principle to be bought by a consortium for $4.7bn (£3bn). HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) EXPLAINS WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU AND ME So, you were a real smartypants way back when and bought yourself a Blackberry so you could be a Master of the Universe. So, you could…
Exclusive: Syrian Boss Interview With Old Nick Himself
Note from the editor: Our normal interviewer Sir Howard Elston is still detained over outrageous allegations linked with bank internet fraud and shoplifting. So we have asked The Devil to take his place and conduct this tell-all talk with democratically-elected Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad.
HOWARD: Exclusive John Kerry Interview
The US Secretary of State sits down for an audience with our own very diplomatic supremo, Sir Howard Elston (DOA)
HOWARD: I Reveal Secret Restrictions on Syria Air Strike
American law makers have backed US Prez Barack OBomber to fire missiles at Syria- but with strict limitations, reports Sir Howard Elston (DOA), our international editor at large
HOWARD: Exclusive Interview with Barack Obama About Syria
HOWARD ELSTON, our international editor, interviews President Barack Obama about Britain’s decision not to bomb
HOWARD EXCLUSIVE: £100m Westminster Signing On The Cards
As the all important transfer window shuts, our diplomatic editor SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), gives us the inside dope on a political spending spree that’ll see new faces on both sides of the Commons this coming autumn
Howard Sez: Kick Out The Foreign Workers
Our foreigners correspondent Sir Howard Elston (DOA), gives us the inside factoids on that overseas worker row that has rocked this nation to our very British core. Sources linked to insiders associated with Deep-Throat confidants who know the hush hush secrets of the inner circle have told me that the government is about…
HOWARD ROYAL EXCLUSIVE SCOOP: First Baby Pic..And That Name
From Sir Howard Elston, friend of the Royals: Here it is, the first photograph of the third in line to the throne of Britain. And what a young monarch to be he is too.
HOWARD SCOOP: Next Monarch Will Tweet ‘Hello’ After Royal Birth
Sources deep within the private health world were rocked to their very rich foundations today when it was announced that Will and Kate’s impending royal child will use social media to say Hi to the world seconds after the birth.
HOWARD: Our Beat Generation Hipster Answers All Your Vital Music Questions
Howard Elston answers all your queries regarding that finger snapping pop and beat combo The Rolling Stones after their groovy music bash-aroonie in Somerset.
Howard Scooperoo: Nadal to Seek Asylum in Ecuador, May Be Joined by Swiss Has-Been
Our sports supremo HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) reports on a new move by defeated Spanish tennis ace Rafael Nadal.
The Elston Scoop: The Inside Dope on The Glories of the G8
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HOWARD ELSTON, our internationally renowned political reporter, is in Northern Ireland on the number 23 bus following the G8 conference. Here is his biased report
Howard Scoop: Murdoch and Putin In Love Tryst
HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) with a world beating exclusive on Vlad and Rupert’s love entanglement
The Elston Interview: Tim Yeo Sits Down With Our Reporter
HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), our political reporter, interviews Tim Yeo as he steps down from a powerful select committee following revelations over his controversial links with energy lobbies.
Howard: Top Tudor TV Picks
Sixteenth century Tv critic Howard Elston (DOA) tells us what to watch on the box today
Howard: My Dangerous Undercover Life Working With Lobbyists
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) describes his valuable work in the House of Commons and how it puts the Great back into Britain
ASK HOWARD: Vital Queries Answered by Our Award Winning Gardening Expert
HOWARD ELSTON, horticultural guru to the celebrities, answers the big questions that thwart our daily lives:
Howard: Big Football Shocker at Man U
Top sport sources have told our senior sports reporter Sir Howie ‘ The Boy’ Elston that Fergie will become the next Man United manager to sort out the club after years of intractable problems.
Howard Elston’s Big Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Nigel Farage?
Sir Howard Elston is shouting at you about UKIP’s success in the UK’s latest round of voting
Another Howard Scoop: The Real Tory Manifesto
Senior Tory bosses have revealed that no news is breaking on the political front, our Westminster reporter Sir Howard Elston reveals
International Scoop: Latest Breaking News on Mystery White House Letter
Breaking Stateside news by our hardnosed reporter Howard Elston (CBE) – US authorities have dropped the charges against a Mississippi man accused of sending letters poisoned with Barry Manilow music
Howard Elston’s Royal Announcement: Happy Birthday Good Queen Bess
Our court correspondent Sir Howard Elston (DOA) celebrates a right royal birthday.
Seven Reasons Why Mrs Thatcher Saved Our Great Nation
Our house historian HOWARD ELSTON (OBE) explains why Baroness Thatcher will always really be remembered in Uk-land
Maggie: The Latest Howard Elston Exclusive That Will Shock and Amaze You
Our medical correspondent Dr HOWARD ELSTON reports on the latest events in the epoch-crunching Margaret Thatcher story