Howard: At The Oscars
Our entertainment editor Sir Howard Elston is on the red carpet in Hollywoodtownville for the Academy Awards for Outstanding Contributions to Going to the Movies.
HOWARD: Exclusive Tell-All Interview with The International Community
SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) sits down for a shock chat with the worldwide organisation that the media always quotes but the public rarely meets- the much quoted International Community….
HOWARD’S OLYMPICS: Yukes Nuke Thighs in Riot Semi Finals
Our sports editor, SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), reports from his ground floor Premier Inn suite in Sochi as the Olympics enters its last superduper days.
HOWARD: Oscar Winner Exclusive Shockeroo
From the entertainment capital of the world, straight from the crossroads of Rodeo Drive and Alcester Road, SIR HOWARD ELSTON gives us the inside line on who will win the Oscars.
Howard Covers Team UK in The Evil Russian Empire of the Senses
SIR HOWARD ELSTON in Sochi reporting on the the Winter Olympics for TheBirminghamPress website cyberthing.
ELSTON: Row Grows Over Benefits Palace TV Show
From our tv critic Sir Howard Elston (DOA).
Howard: Why ‘Big Boy’ Rennard Will Stay With The LimpDems
By Westminster Insider Sir Howard Elston (DOA).
HOWARD: China To “Buy Brum’s 50 Bus Route” Shock
By Howard Elston, our local government reporter.
Cammo: Emission Accomplished
From Howard Elston with the Prime Minister of Engerland Dave C as he visits the troops in Afghanistan.
Sport: Thailand To Face Ukraine in Riot Finals
Our sports editor Howie ‘The Man’ Elston gives the inside scooperoo on the must-see Tournament of the Decade.
Howard: ‘Cam To Become China Citizen’
From our roving reporter and hygiene editor Sir Howard Elston, who is travelling with British boss David Cameron in China.
Howard: New Spy Exclusive
From HOWARD ELSTON, our man in the hot seat with the tape recorder under your bed.
Howard Shockeroo: Downing St. Protest On US Phone Bugging
Howard Elston reports on a politico-shocker that will rock the world of diplomacy as we know it .
Plebgate Cops To Be Tasered Til They Tell The Truth- Howard Shocker
HOWARD ELSTON exclusively reports on how the embattled police will be punished over the alleged lies in the infamous Andrew Mitchell case.
HOWARD: Why the China Nuke Deal is Good News
Our industrial editor Sir Howard Elston explains why it’s a good idea to bring in Beijng money to fund our new nuke plant.
HOWARD: Shock Inside Story On That Energy Deal
Howard Elston, our energy editor, explores the current outcry over the Sino-Franco-Anglo nuclear plan.
The Elston Files
We publish today a harrowing tale of woe as Sir Howard Elston – Financial Advisor to the Stars – explains how he struck a compromise to retreat from the brink of cliche to settle a debt to pull himself together and return to normal, escaping the hell of fiscal neuroses.
HOWARD: The US Fiscal Crisis- The Truth
Our Very Important expenses-laden Washington correspondent Lord Howard Elston on the latest chapter in the American fiscal crisis.
HOWARD SCOOP: PM Released After Kidnap
Howard Elston (DOA) has a late update on that political kidnapping that has rocked our nation to its very Jimmy Choo kitten heels.
While My Qatar Gently Weeps- Another HOWARD Scooperoo
Our Mid East hack Sir Howard Elston (DOA) says the World Cup location WILL NOT be changed in 2022. Here is his exclusive report:
HOWARD: Man U Boss Lashes Out As Red Devils Dive
Sports editor supremo Sir HOWARD ELSTON reports on how Man United are reeling after their terrible start to the new season.
HOWARD: Get Ready for a Shock UK Gov’t Shutdown
Our diplomatic hack, Sir Howard Elston (DOA), warns of yet another news bombshell about to explode.
HOWARD: Power Companies Fight Back and Plan to Buy UK
From the hotdesk of economics editor Sir Howard Elston.
HOWARD: Bye Bye Blackberry
Struggling smartphone maker Blackberry has agreed in principle to be bought by a consortium for $4.7bn (£3bn). HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) EXPLAINS WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU AND ME So, you were a real smartypants way back when and bought yourself a Blackberry so you could be a Master of the Universe. So, you could…
Exclusive: Syrian Boss Interview With Old Nick Himself
Note from the editor: Our normal interviewer Sir Howard Elston is still detained over outrageous allegations linked with bank internet fraud and shoplifting. So we have asked The Devil to take his place and conduct this tell-all talk with democratically-elected Syrian tyrant Bashar al-Assad.
HOWARD: Exclusive John Kerry Interview
The US Secretary of State sits down for an audience with our own very diplomatic supremo, Sir Howard Elston (DOA)
HOWARD: Randy Andy ‘To Join Cops’
Our Public Affairs reporter Howard Elston (DOA) tells us why Prince Andrew, the 235th in line for the throne of England UK, wants to become a policeman This week end has been fraught for Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, after being stopped by police in the grounds of Buckingham Palace. The Met Force…
HOWARD: I Reveal Secret Restrictions on Syria Air Strike
American law makers have backed US Prez Barack OBomber to fire missiles at Syria- but with strict limitations, reports Sir Howard Elston (DOA), our international editor at large
HOWARD: Exclusive Interview with Barack Obama About Syria
HOWARD ELSTON, our international editor, interviews President Barack Obama about Britain’s decision not to bomb
HOWARD EXCLUSIVE: £100m Westminster Signing On The Cards
As the all important transfer window shuts, our diplomatic editor SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), gives us the inside dope on a political spending spree that’ll see new faces on both sides of the Commons this coming autumn