Tony to Killer Dictator: ‘Keep Cool and Shoot Straight’
Another foreign exclusive from Sir Howard Elston.
Tony Blair in knockout one man show at Edinburgh Festival
Howard Elston, our show biz reporter, reviews the Mid East Envoy’s stand out, stand up review at The Fringe.
HOWARD: Latest from the Ukraine front
HOWARD ELSTONOVICH, our all-action war correspondent, takes time off from the Mid-East to shine a light on the Ukraine crisis.
HOWARD: Hair Today, Still Hair Tomorrow Exclusive Shocker
SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), scourge of the establishment and a senior director of the Hair Stylists’ Association of Greater Manchester and Sale, reveals the shock news about the above pair of wispy blond luminaries.
Taliban to Field World Cup Squad
By Howard Elston, our man in the Mid East (of Norfolk)
HOWARD: HOW MY QATAR GENTLY WEEPS
Howard Elston (DOA) grabs the first interview with FIFA boss Sepp Blatter following the World Cup bribe sensation.
Howard: UKIP Shocker
HOWARD ELSTON REPORTS ON THE LATEST UK ELECTIONS AND NIGEL FARRAGO’S RIGHT WING RISE TO ULTIMO-POWER.
Howard: Clarkson to Become Vicar After Bad Word Furore
HOWARD ELSTON, confidante to overpaid TV stars, has this exclusive interview with guttergums Lord Jeremy Clarkson after the tight-jeaned poser said something bad.
HOWARD SHOCKER: Putin To Be Made Saint
From our ecclesiastical editor Sir Howard Elston.
Howard Shocker: Maria’s Resignation Letter in Full
From our diplomatic correspondent Sir Howard Elston.
HOWARD: Exclusive Tete-Tete With PM Cameron About Maria Miller
Our political editor, Sir Howard Elston, sits down with Prime Minister of Enger-Lund Dave Cammo about this week’s shock horror Parliamentary bollocks.
New Pollution Threat as Farrago and Kleggie Lock Horns
HOWARD ELSTON, our environment editor, explains how we should protect our clean air as two political losers go head to head.
Howard Shockeroo: Putin’s Shock Troops Roll Towards Warwickshire
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) reports from the barricades in Henley in Arden as Bad Vlad’s tanks rumble towards the sunny lanes of Warwickshire.
Howard: Latest from Floodland UK
Our environmentally friendly correspondent Sir Howard Augustus Elston (DOA) reports semi-live from Somerset, home of the floods.
Howard’s International News Report: Exclusive Interview with Deathstar Emperor Lord Vlad Putin
HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) sits down with Russian boss Lord Vladimir Putin of the Russian Empire to discuss his plans for peace.
Howard: Welcome To Elstonville
Last week in this august organ, I revealed my plans for Birmingham now that I bought it in a car boot sale outside Redditch.
Howard Saves Birmingham – And That’s Official
Our Social Affairs editor, SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), rides in to save crisis-ridden Birmingham’s bacon. Read on:
Howard: Crimea Hints of ‘Scottish Tie-Up’
Sir Howard Elston, our man on the diplomatic spot, with the latest from the world’s crisis zone.
Howard: At The Oscars
Our entertainment editor Sir Howard Elston is on the red carpet in Hollywoodtownville for the Academy Awards for Outstanding Contributions to Going to the Movies.
HOWARD: Exclusive Tell-All Interview with The International Community
SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA) sits down for a shock chat with the worldwide organisation that the media always quotes but the public rarely meets- the much quoted International Community….
HOWARD’S OLYMPICS: Yukes Nuke Thighs in Riot Semi Finals
Our sports editor, SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), reports from his ground floor Premier Inn suite in Sochi as the Olympics enters its last superduper days.
HOWARD: Oscar Winner Exclusive Shockeroo
From the entertainment capital of the world, straight from the crossroads of Rodeo Drive and Alcester Road, SIR HOWARD ELSTON gives us the inside line on who will win the Oscars.
Howard Covers Team UK in The Evil Russian Empire of the Senses
SIR HOWARD ELSTON in Sochi reporting on the the Winter Olympics for TheBirminghamPress website cyberthing.
ELSTON: Row Grows Over Benefits Palace TV Show
From our tv critic Sir Howard Elston (DOA).
Howard: Why ‘Big Boy’ Rennard Will Stay With The LimpDems
By Westminster Insider Sir Howard Elston (DOA).
HOWARD: China To “Buy Brum’s 50 Bus Route” Shock
By Howard Elston, our local government reporter.
Howard: Britain Rocked by ‘Immigrant’ Weather
From our climactic climatic correspondent Howard ‘Stormchaser’ Elston.
Ask Howard: The MAN Himself Has All the Answers
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) replies to the urgent queries of the day despite being shackled by his electronic ankle tag.
Howard: Why We Will Not Pander to Nigella-mania
Our editorial manager Sir Howard Elston (DOA) explains why this website will never mention Nigella.
Blair: ‘We Never Went To War’ Claim Shock
As Britain is accused of colluding in torture, our rendition correspondent Howard Elston (DOA), files this exclusive which rips the lid off Downing Street shenanigans: