Shock new super regional council for West Mids – it’s official
Birmingham will combine with surrounding towns to become one unified council. Sir Howard Elston, our local authority supremo, reveals its new exciting name.
Baker Quits: Libdumb and Dumber
By Lord Howard Elston (DOA) our man under the table at Westminster cabinet meetings
Howard Exclusive: Health patients to get cash bonus if they see a doc
Professor Lord Howard Elston (DOA), our medical editor and a retired brain surgeon, offers this latest report from the hallowed halls of medicine (UK style)
Howard: UKIP will “ban rock and roll” shockaroonie
Another exclusive report by Sir Howard Elston from a 19th hole bar somewhere in the blessed Home Counties
Howard: Oslo pulls out of Winter Games because it “hates the cold”
From our sports editor Sir Howard ‘The Iceman’ Elston (OBE)
Howard: Why the Tories picked B’ham for the big bash
Sir Howard Elston, our man at the Tory party conference in Britain’s second city, gives us an insight into…whatever.
Ask Howard: He answers the big questions of the day
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) noted journalist and all around mediocrity fields your queries.
EXCLUSIVE: Troops mass at Scots border
From an embattled Sir Howard Elston, embedded with the SAS overlooking Gretna Green.
Salmond and Putin in ‘secret talks’
From our diplomatic correspondent Sir Howard McElstonovichzki (DOA).
Howard: I am outraged my nude pix are on view
SIR HOWARD ELSTON, our celeb reporter, has had his personal photos flashed on the Net. Here, he describes his pain
Howard’s Big Q and A
SIR HOWARD ELSTON, THE GREATEST WITH THE LATEST, GIVES ALL THE DETAILS TO THE BURNING QUESTIONS OF THE DAY.
Tony to Killer Dictator: ‘Keep Cool and Shoot Straight’
Another foreign exclusive from Sir Howard Elston.
Tony Blair in knockout one man show at Edinburgh Festival
Howard Elston, our show biz reporter, reviews the Mid East Envoy’s stand out, stand up review at The Fringe.
HOWARD: Latest from the Ukraine front
HOWARD ELSTONOVICH, our all-action war correspondent, takes time off from the Mid-East to shine a light on the Ukraine crisis.
Howard’s Big Summer Fun Quiz (do not steal this idea or I will sue)
Sir Howard Elston, fun consultant to the stars, offers up his summer season quiz with prizes galore.
HOWARD: Hair Today, Still Hair Tomorrow Exclusive Shocker
SIR HOWARD ELSTON (DOA), scourge of the establishment and a senior director of the Hair Stylists’ Association of Greater Manchester and Sale, reveals the shock news about the above pair of wispy blond luminaries.
Howard: Bernie, Bribes and Blair’s Big Buddy
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) reports from Germany on how Formula One boss Bernard Ecclestone, friend of Tony Blair, is totally not guilty of bribery.
The Great Howard Elston Survey: Glasgow Games Finale
Sir Howard Elston asks the pressing questions of today.
HOWARD: City TV latest shockeroo
Howard Elston, our Midlands correspondent in sun-scorched Engerlund with another fantastic soaraway exclusive from the international world of Birmingham media.
HOWARD: Brazil call for semi-final replay
It’s hair today, gone tomorrow as the Brazil Nutters blame bad style in their shellacking by the Germans, says Sir Howard Estlon, so tanked on bad cocktails that he can’t even spell his own nema.
HOWARD’S WORLD CUP NEWS: Mr Bitey’s Mother Weighs In
Howard Elston, our man in Rio with the rum cocktail and the ringside seat at the nude beach volleyball finals, splashes a new twist on the Luis Suarez biting incident
HOWARD: Cuppa de Worldo Shockeroo
Our sport editor, Sir Howard Elston, reveals just who will play for Enger-land for tonight’s crucial, critical, all important match against Uruguay
Taliban to Field World Cup Squad
By Howard Elston, our man in the Mid East (of Norfolk)
HOWARD: HOW MY QATAR GENTLY WEEPS
Howard Elston (DOA) grabs the first interview with FIFA boss Sepp Blatter following the World Cup bribe sensation.
Howard: UKIP Shocker
HOWARD ELSTON REPORTS ON THE LATEST UK ELECTIONS AND NIGEL FARRAGO’S RIGHT WING RISE TO ULTIMO-POWER.
Howard: Clarkson to Become Vicar After Bad Word Furore
HOWARD ELSTON, confidante to overpaid TV stars, has this exclusive interview with guttergums Lord Jeremy Clarkson after the tight-jeaned poser said something bad.
HOWARD SHOCKER: Putin To Be Made Saint
From our ecclesiastical editor Sir Howard Elston.
Howard Shocker: Maria’s Resignation Letter in Full
From our diplomatic correspondent Sir Howard Elston.
HOWARD: Exclusive Tete-Tete With PM Cameron About Maria Miller
Our political editor, Sir Howard Elston, sits down with Prime Minister of Enger-Lund Dave Cammo about this week’s shock horror Parliamentary bollocks.
New Pollution Threat as Farrago and Kleggie Lock Horns
HOWARD ELSTON, our environment editor, explains how we should protect our clean air as two political losers go head to head.