No tooth, nothing but the tooth
`Richard Lutz stumbles through another week.
Ask Howard: Lord Elston answers the searing White House question of the day
Another of our essential guides to the Presidential election.
Howard: The prez and that secret speech – exclusive
Sir Howard Elston, confidante of the stars, reveals what Barack Obama really said to Cammo on his trip to Inger-lund.
That was the weed that was
Richard Lutz ploughs through the detritus of the past seven days.
Gardening in December III
Part three of our guide to getting your garden ready for winter.
Howard: Britain Rocked by ‘Immigrant’ Weather
From our climactic climatic correspondent Howard ‘Stormchaser’ Elston.
The Big Give Garden Party
With no forecast of snow for the area, Sunday 28th July will be a good day to enjoy one of the glorious gardens of the Cotswolds.
Volunteers help budding gardeners at Broadmeadow Junior School
Volunteers recently helped rejuvenate a garden for pupils at Broadmeadow Junior School in Kings Norton.
Balsall Heath bee bonus
Bees in Balsall Heath received a welcome boost last Saturday with a new bee garden opened by local MP Roger Godsiff.
Campaign to save the Long-Horned Bee
New research by the University of Reading shows that the West Midlands Long-Horned Bee is holding on to its northernmost stronghold and is restricted to just a few small areas.
See It, Grow It, Taste It!
Martineau Gardens Spring Event, Edgbaston
March of the beekeepers: Government urged to back pesticide restrictions
The Government must take urgent action to protect declining bee populations by supporting European Commission proposals next Monday
Gardeners urged to be green-minded and green-fingered
Gardeners are being urged to create bee-friendly gardens and play their part in safeguarding these threatened pollinators
The Big Dig Needs You Birmingham
Food growing sites around the city (and beyond) will be opening their doors, gates, sheds and greenhouses to offer locals a look inside and the chance take part in a mass food growing event
Big Dig Seed Event at Martineau Gardens
Gardeners and would-be gardeners are being invited to kick-start their gardening year with fun green-fingered gardening activities at the Big Dig Seed Event
Ask Howard: Just how did Huhne suddenly remember the truth?
Howard Elston, our Q/A guy answers the big questions that trouble our planet
Cameron Launches New Referendum to Quell Immigrant Flood
HOWARD ELSTON, our senior acting deputy international editor, explains how a new Cameron referendum will help Britain (well, maybe)
EXCLUSIVE MEDIA SCOOP: Editors Back Down Over Leveson Press Inquiry
HOWARD K. ELSTON (DOA) gives us the lowdown on those UK Fleet Street talks in light of Leveson. Here’s his report:
HOWARD SHOCK EXCLUSIVE; Becks To Return to UK For New Top Job
HOWARD ELSTON, our international football reporter, on the latest from Beckhamland. Sources deep within the world of sports have revealed to me exclusively and for the first time King David’s next move as he retires from US soccer.
Mafia Boss to Finance US Storm Recovery
Underworld king Tony Soprano digs deep to help his native New Jersey get back on his feet. This amazing report from our crime reporter Howie ‘Uncle Donuts’ Elston (DOA)
Cameron: ‘Aspiration Is For Plebs’
Howard Elston (OBE) – our award winning Downing Street editor – reports that the Tories will launch a new round of cutbacks this week with an announcement they will ban aspiration in anyone under the age of 25.
FACT: Cycle Druggie to Take Part in Third Presidential debate
from HOWARD ELSTON, our international diplomatic correspondent, who likes to write his name in capitals
The Birmingham Honey Show returns to Martineau Gardens with Alys Fowler
The Birmingham Honey Show is returning to Martineau Gardens, a Community Garden, in Edgbaston, on Saturday 8 and Sunday 9 September, from 10am until 4pm.
Summer Fayre to celebrate new community kitchen and growing project
Twickenham Primary School in Kingstanding is holding a Summer Fayre with a difference next Monday
ASK HOWARD: Sir Howard Elston (OBE, DOA) responds to society’s contemporary pressing issues: TODAY: Was Too Much Cash Spent On The Jubilee Knees-Up??
Sir Howard Elston (OBE, DOA) responds to society’s contemporary pressing issues:
ASK HOWARD
Sir Howard Elston (OBE, DOA) responds to society’s contemporary pressing issues: TODAY: How many points did Tory tenant Lady Warsi obtain in this weekend’s Eurovision Song Contest?
God: ‘I Will Run for Brum Mayor’
The Birmingham mayoral election battle has been rocked to its very foundations with exclusive news that Our Lord- aka The Eternal One- will run for the city’s top job, writes Howard Elston (OBE).
Brummie gardeners take on Shark Fin Melons
Gardeners are being invited to grow something new this year, at a special Seed Event taking place at Martineau Gardens, Edgbaston.
EXCLUSIVE: Dead Tyrant to Appear on Strictly
Guess who’s Coming to Strictly? Howard Elston, our showbiz reporter, tips us off about future guests on the bigtime show. Sources deep within the entertainment world are abuzz tonight with news that the corpse of Colonel Gaddaffi will be appearing on Strictly Come Dancing next week. He will replace the latest clunky celeb to be…
Our Howard Joins The Ranks of The Powerful
Yes, indeed, I have been hired by the former defence chief Lee Fox to head up his new research team. I will be a special advisor advising him on really important advising things now that he has decided to seek new horizons after playing with big armaments and body armour. Confirmation reached me today as…