Kammo and the kosher porker shocker
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) checks out the weird and wonderful tale about the Rt Hon David Cameron and a piggiem
Howard: Nightmare director dies
Sir Howard Elston (DOA) reports on the demise of a horror movie giant.
Screengrab: The Admirable Crichton
No, says Richard Lutz, not the lost Kenneth More movie based on the JM Barrie classic about class warfare. But a firm salute to Ealing director Charles Crichton.
Top Goon
Sir Howard Elston, our entertainment editor recently released from prison for punching one of our sub-editors, reports on Chris Evans’ new job as Clarkson’s successor
Howard shock exclusive: the Septic Bladder Interview
Sir Howard Elton, confidante of the football world and its poverty-stricken players, sits down with disgraced FIFA boss Septic Bladder. < /strong>
The Elston Report: UKIP closes in on ancient Palmyra
Lord Howard Elston (DOA), war reporter par excellence, details how Nigel Farage is intent on taking the timeless crossroads of the world in northern Syria.
Scotland to join Warsaw Pact- Howard Exclusive
Sir Howard Elston (DOA), our Berlin Wall reporter, with an exclusive to end all exclusives
Moviegrab: Sir Howard’s big election film review
Sir Howard Elston, friend to the stars, with his movie pick for election day.
Big Fight Countdown: Mayweather v Cameron
Sir Howard Elston brings you up to scratch about the fight of the decade.
Seven clowns in search of a plot
Sir Howard Elston, political correspondent to the stars, recaps the seven headed beast called the election debate.
Sir Howard’s big bumper Q&A
Stumped by the Issue of the Day? Stopped in your tracks by the intrigues of this great big globe we live in? Ask Howard……
Ask Howard: Why has Murdoch hired totally innocent Rebekah Wade?
Sir Howard Elston, confidante of the stars, replies to all queries from our valued readers
Howard’s big Q&A
We answer all questions about two money-grubbing MPs.
STRAW DOG: A debit to his nation
The latest from our hard-hitting Parliamentary gossip columnist.
Howard: Je suis King Abdullah (RIP)
Sir Howard Elston, Grand Vizier of mid-east journalism, reports on the succession in Saudi Arabia, the fun-town of the world.
Fox Boss Sir Howard Elston Stands by Birmingham race story
Sir Howard Elston, chief managing editor supremo for Fox Worldwide News, on why his TV station is correct in saying Birmingham is a “Muslim-only city”
Howard: Best news story of 2014
Sir Howard Elston picks the big news story of the past year.
Howard’s Big Question
You got a Big Question and have no idea how to google? Just ask Sir Howard and get the low down on everything
Howard’s big bumptious bumper quiz
Count down to the big day with our fun-filled festive quiz.
Howard: Barack on that BIG Cuba deal
Sir Howard Elston, our Hispaniola correspondent, lights up a big fat see-gar with The Prez and talks about bringing Havana in from the cold
Howard: Something fishy in Scotland as Salmond heads for Westminster (maybe)
SIR HOWARD McELSTON, chief Westminster reporter for this website, interviews Scottish politico Alex Salmondface as he prepares to take over the world
Howard: Mystery bear held as illegal alien, faces charges
The Paddington Bear movie hit the screens in Britain this week. But as Sir Howard Elston (DOA) reports, the cute furry animal may be chucked out of the UK.
Kids Korner!!!! Howard’s Big Xmas Word Quiz
Sir Howard Elston (DOA), diplomatic editor of this fairly unique website, gives us a larf’n a harf with word funtime.
Howard: Interstellar shocker as space landing reveals all…fact
Sir Howard ‘Rocketman’ Elston, our interstellar editor, gives us the lowdown on the almost fairly unique space landing that will change our lives- somehow.
Howard Exclusive: Health patients to get cash bonus if they see a doc
Professor Lord Howard Elston (DOA), our medical editor and a retired brain surgeon, offers this latest report from the hallowed halls of medicine (UK style)
Howard: UKIP will “ban rock and roll” shockaroonie
Another exclusive report by Sir Howard Elston from a 19th hole bar somewhere in the blessed Home Counties
HOWARD: All Hail King Roop the First of Scotland
Lord Howard Elston, our north o’ yon border reporter says there is a front runner as contender for the vacant Scottish throne if the Yes Vote wins
Salmond and Putin in ‘secret talks’
From our diplomatic correspondent Sir Howard McElstonovichzki (DOA).
Howard: I am outraged my nude pix are on view
SIR HOWARD ELSTON, our celeb reporter, has had his personal photos flashed on the Net. Here, he describes his pain
Howard’s Big Q and A
SIR HOWARD ELSTON, THE GREATEST WITH THE LATEST, GIVES ALL THE DETAILS TO THE BURNING QUESTIONS OF THE DAY.