Yellow Fish oppor–tuna–ty!
The Wildlife Trust for Birmingham and The Black Country is looking for primary schools across the Black Country to get involved with Yellow Fish
Extra, Extra: Hollywood Inside Scoop on the Oscars
Howie Elston, our boy in Hollywood, takes a peek at the top movies that could win an Oscar. Newsflash from California’s sun kissed coast: As I sit here with my triple White Russian and a handful of tortilla chips, news drops of the frontrunners for the Oscars- a night that all (who are invited) will…
Lakes set for improvement
Work is set to begin on transforming an inner-city nature area.
Hollywood Star in Bid To Become Scots New Boss- Exclusive
Howard McElston, our North of Carlisle reporter, puts down his claymore to tell us about developments in Tartanonia.
Arab League to Monitor US Politics
Howard Elston, our diplomatic editor, with an intercontinental scooperoo to shock the world
What to do with Christmas trees
Throughout January, Veolia Environmental Services (Birmingham City Council’s waste contractors) are encouraging residents to recycle their Christmas tree
Meryl In New Shock Role As She Takes on Rupert
Howard Elston, our entertainment reporter, with a scoop to send movie fans scurrying for the multiplexes. Meryl Streep, ripe for Oscar awards with her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in the film The Iron Lady, is set to play news boss Rupert Murdoch, Hollywood insiders told me last night. Speaking to Tinseltown’s movers and shakers, I…
A miller’s tale – Sarehole and sluice gates
Plans are afoot to give JRR Tolkien’s childhood playground a new lease of life – and generate some electricity.
Clegg To ‘Become North Korean Number Two’ – Shock News
Our diplomatic editor Sir Howard Elston reveals The Big Scoop for 2012 Coalition hardman Nick Clegg today made a dramatic bid for power when he secretly signed on as North Korea’s deputy leader, it is understood. He is to become Number Two in the Pyongyang dynasty under chubby panda-like boss Kim Jong Un. Nick, resplendent…
Clegg Sub-particle Located by Cern Scientists- Exclusive
Our science editor Howard Elston (RBI) gives us the latest in the shocking new development that will change our very lives- forever.
Shock Report: Dr Fox to ‘Guard The Olympics’
Dr Liam Fox will be deployed to protect the The London Olympics next year, according to secret defence plans being drawn up deep within the bowels of the MOD. The former defence minister, who left because he has mates he likes, will be used as a shield against sinister forces who want to disrupt our…
Berlusconi ‘Sold to Greece’ as Transfer Market Closes
Our diplomatic editor Sir Howard Elston has just been allowed out of jail and sends this report from Brussels
EXCLUSIVE: Dead Tyrant to Appear on Strictly
Guess who’s Coming to Strictly? Howard Elston, our showbiz reporter, tips us off about future guests on the bigtime show. Sources deep within the entertainment world are abuzz tonight with news that the corpse of Colonel Gaddaffi will be appearing on Strictly Come Dancing next week. He will replace the latest clunky celeb to be…
Our Howard Joins The Ranks of The Powerful
Yes, indeed, I have been hired by the former defence chief Lee Fox to head up his new research team. I will be a special advisor advising him on really important advising things now that he has decided to seek new horizons after playing with big armaments and body armour. Confirmation reached me today as…
Under Siege Defence Boss ‘To Take Gap Year’
Top sources inside Parliament said today that Defence Secretary Dr Liam Brady (Tory) will take a gap year after Christmas.
‘Awe inspiring’ Kings Heath wins Gold!
“Incredible and awe inspiring” is how judges from Heart of England in Bloom described the Kings Heath community
Birmingham and Black Country Wildlife “Worth over £1billion”
Wildlife is found to be no longer priceless, an economic study has discovered.
Murdoch Holed Up in Libya as Insurgents Surround His Fortress
TOP reporter Howard Elston gives us his eye witness account from Libya on a last ditch shoot-out with an autocratic dictator The sound of desperate gunfire, a bunker engulfed in flames and the panic of a defeated and crumbling army- that’s the setting as I crouch behind a stone wall hearing the whine of tracer bullets…
Middle East Tyrant to Hire UK Street Thugs to Keep The Peace
By Our Chief Senior Diplomatic Correspondent Howard ‘The Ace’ Elston with the Scoop Of The Year
Exclusive: Murdoch Boss in Heart Swap Drama
By Ace Elston, our medical reporter James Murdoch, the son of mega media boss Rupert Murdoch, is to be given a real heart in place of his artificial organ, I can personally reveal. Investigations by the Elston Report research team have found that James, who so famously stumbled and disingenuously shrugged his way through the…
The Murdoch Interview: Under Siege Boss Speaks Exclusively to Us
Howard Elston, our top reporter who helped shut down the News of the World, has this EXCLUSIVE interview with Rupert Murdoch.
Tories Take to the Streets in Summer of Discontent
Dozens, if not hundreds, of cabinet ministers have taken to the streets today for a better financial deal following a breakdown in talks with the rest of the country.
Big Green Food Weekend
Building on the success of last year’s Big Lunch, Northfield Ecocentre are holding a Big Green Food Weekend
Thousands of Trees To Launch RHS Britain in Bloom
Cities, towns and villages all over the country, including communities in West Midlands, are joining together to celebrate this year’s launch of ‘RHS Britain in Bloom’
Alys heads for Hexham
The sixth Hexham Book Festival – which is starting to rival Hay – takes place this year from 28 April to 12 May.