Our White House newshound, Sir Howard Elston, sits down with the Prez.
SIR HOWARD ELSTON:
Your Highness, Lord Donald, congratulations on your 99% vote backing for your regime. It far outdoes any democratic vote in Syria, North Korea and other free democratic nations
Thanks Harold …. now get off your knees and sit down …
SHE (brushing off his trousers):
Thank you, Oh Gracious One. Your outstanding win means you can sack useless Sessions, sack the traitor Mueller and ban crummy fake press spies…what’s next?
Well, following the publication next week of my fabulous memoir, The Nuremberg Diaries, I shall track down those who wish to attack me. I shall begin with Re-Education Camps set up in the beautiful North Dakota Jungle and then move to arrest…..(see full interview on sirhowardspeaks.com).
Tomorrow: Prince Charles describes how his £40 billion wealth portfolio will not affect his democratic monarchy when he inherits the Golden Imperial Throne of Ruritainia