Sir Howard Elston, fun consultant to the stars, offers up his summer season quiz with prizes galore:

Hi Kidz:

Gedda load of this bundle of excitement-filled brain teasers. Guess all the answers and you will get to spend a chaperoned day with me on a pub crawl through the Greater South Shields Metropolitan area

Here we go:

Q1: Spot the difference between the two famous people pictured below. One is a boor. And the other is Boris.

Mystery Man 1

Mystery Man 2

Q2:  In the two photos above, can you see the hidden words spun into the blond locks of either? And no four letter sweary words either, now, Kidz!!!!

Q3: The man pictured below is a famous MP in the English county of Staffordshire. Can you explain in two words or less how this mystery politician is different to the other two blond bombshells pictured above. And no use of the phrase Scalp Enhancement Facilitation, boys and girls. This is a family cyber-site.

To aid you, here’s some multiple choices:

1/ All 3 share a deep interest in macro-economics and the Balkan question

2/ All 3 share a deep interest in macrobiotics and the Balkan question

3/ all 3 share a deep interest in  integrated transport systems and the Balkan question

8/. I don’t know, gosh, this is a tough question. Does it have anything to do with how they look? Is that the tricky-trickster question? Could that be it?

Mystery Man 3t: Macro economics?

Well, Kidz, get out those pencils and paper and write down your answers and send all your cash to:

Sir Howard
C/ How Weird Productions
San Rafael Open Prison
Managua
Nicaragua

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