Sir Howard Elston asks the pressing questions of today.
Q: Were the closing Commonwealth Games Celebrations:
A: Cheesy
B: Ludicrous
C: Saved by Kylie in a cute costume
D: Complete waste of dosh
E: A sad metaphor for an out of touch ‘Commonwealth’ culture devoid of any taste
F: A warning to any Scots person of what will happen if it votes for Independence
G: Fun
Vote now, via this site or @sirhowardelston And, remember, a lucky contributor will get a macrobiotic haggis pushed through their postbox.
Dear Sir Howard,
from a scotsman in Ayrshire with an English name – I vote for all six sir!!
Lookin’ forward tae ma haggis –
Your obedient cap doffing servant,
T McSquirm