Our racing editor, SIR HOWARD ELSTON, goes that extra length to report on the latest scandal to hit the gate.

Police have been asked to investigate the widespread  allegations that traces of Libdem policy, some it dangerous to human health, have been found in the Tory government.

Top cops from around  the country say information so far points to ‘gross negligence’ in allowing contaminated ideologies to plant itself in the Cabinet.

It is thought the minute traces can be tracked back to  Eastleigh constituency which faces a by- election next week after the laugh-a-minute Huhnegate affair.

Dave Cameron, who is a prime Minister of England (UK)  told the Bullingdon Times:  ‘It is only s fair that my fellow Ukers know what they have voted for.’

‘If even a slip of Libdem policy has poisoned this administration, we will root it out, kill it off and bury it in a deep freeze for forensic inquiry.’

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Now the hunt is on.

I can reveal after exhaustive investigations on Google that more than at least one constituency have started secret interrogations of Libdem politicians to see if they have had affairs with their press officers, had their spouses take their speeding points or are in rehab for alcoholism.

Top Libdem poison specialist Phil from Leeds, who owns a chain of body part shops in Headingley, said:  ‘To even think my children would be ingesting Libdem ideas is repugnant.’

‘It makes my stomach churn. But if you’re  OK, then pop down to my high street dealerships where we have gearboxes and mud flaps at half price.’

A Libdem spokesman would not comment but told a reporter at Uttoxeter Racecourse:  ‘It is ludicrous to say our ideas have invaded the Cabinet. We don’t have any.’