The huge-mungus questions of the day are answered by our resident seer, The Hon Lord Howard Elston of Strangeways.

Laurel from Doncasterville asks: All I see when I put on my 58 inch tv are all those Ozzie cricket players crying all the time. What they s-o-o-o sad about?

Sir Howard: They got caught.

Sir Howard is happy to respond to any socio-political query that you have. Simply send money (cash only)  to Howie’s Big Charity for Sick Kids, c/o Poste Restante, Tijuana, Mexico.

Mark it:  Prive, por favore, no peekies

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