Sir Howard answers the burning question once more.

Q: The Queen received an 8% pay increase, which equals £6 million of taxpayers’ money into the Royal purse. What will the Windsors do with that income rise? – Sarah from London.

A: Naturally, as sovereigns, they’ll have the best interests of its realm in their hearts. The new cash will go to help those made homeless by the tower block fiasco. But first they must spend £1.2 million on the doors to the orangery at Windsor Castle – Sir Howard.

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