“I am setting up a new state in the Kingdom of the USA,” the engaging billionaire neophyte pol explained to me.

“It’s called Trumpsylvania and, once and for all, sanity and truth will reign. It will be beautiful.”

Here is a map of where his new state will be located: 

 

“There will be borders in my state. Big beautiful borders,” he confided to me confidentially. “And a hugemungus wall built with American steel. No Muslims, disabled people, gays, New York Times readers or New England smart asses.”

“Mexicans?” I queried.

“Of course,” he opined. “They can come in for day work.”

“Women?” I asked.

“I love women.” And the Republican  candidate continued: “They’ll be allowed in on Tuesday and Thursday evenings between seven and nine during social and leisure hours when the golf courses shut.”

Mr Trump says his new state will have no trade deals with “Commie Europe, Commie Africa, Commie India or f^££@ China.”

“But Trumpsylvania will toughen ties with Russia,” he explained. “Vlad The Bad  Pootin is a good friend. He helped me finalise plans for a Trumpsylvanis Gulag which will stretch from the 48th parallel down  through the Louisiana swamps.

“It will be a so beautiful gulag like no other gulag that Americaland has ever seen and really bad and badder people will be housed there for re-grooving.”

The capital will be the new city of Donaldville high in the mountains over Kansas. Here is the first ever drone-photo of the clifftop eyrie  where he will peer down over his subjects: