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TONY FROM CALIFORNIA  asks:

“What’s the name of that American politician who:

• has a reputation as a woman-chasing Lothario
• was  a privately educated millionaire   
• was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
• had a father who was a rampant capitalist who bankrolled his wayward son?
• believed that Washington had a right to throw its military weight around, sometimes illegally

Is it Donald Trump?”

SIR HOWARD RESPONDS:

“No, it was JFK.”

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