Our diplomatic editor Sir Howard ‘The Truth’ Elston sits down with America’s sweetheart Sarah Palin.

Sir Howard Elston:

Hello, Ms Palin, thanks for this sit-down as we build up to the US primaries. As a life member of the National Rifle Association, what are your political thoughts and how you see the main….

Sarah Palin:

WellSirHowardIthinkitisabouttimeBritainandEnglandtooacceptedSirDonald’ssuperiorbrainpowerandhisabilitytoangeralmosteveryethnicminorityintheStatesifnottheworldandanywayscanIsaythattheMexicansandtheMoslemsareholdingsecrettalksabouttakingoverTexasandmyownbelovedAlaskawheremysonhasjustbeenarrestedonvariuoschargeswhichareallPresidentObama’sfaultandcanyoubelieveit…whew..,.justeightyearsagoIwasvotedbestvicepresidentialcanddiatebeforeObamacameherefromKenyaonafalsepassportandalmostunderminedtheAmericaweallloveand….

*A full transcript of this world shattering interview can be found on OurGalSal.com. Simply mail Sir Howard $9.99 plus postage in small bills and you will receive the 465 page print-out by November 2016

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