Rural enterprise fills public sector employment gap

A government minister, Thursday, hailed the entrepreneurial spirit shown by the rural economy, urging people to ‘unwrap gold’ and inhale the pleasure of sheer capitalism. ‘Home grown talent needs nurturing’, he added just prior to being crucified for failing to bury good news on jubilee weekend. The minister was speaking off the record… and the head.

Mary Whitehorse was unavailable for comment.