Ask Howard: Howard Elston (OBE, DOA) tackles the burning issues of the day.


Howard Elston reports


TODAY: Will England’s  John Terry leap to the defence of any of his footie comrades who fall victim to racial abuse from the demented  Ukrainian fascists in the terraces in tonight’s big match?

Answer: Sorry…This website’s lawyer warns that contempt of court proceedings would ensue if we in any way comment on John Terry’s attitude towards race.  But Rooney will win it with two goals putting the great back into Great Britain (even though it is an England team).