Our White House newshound, Sir Howard Elston, sits down with the Prez.
Kim Jong Un
SIR HOWARD ELSTON:
Your Highness, Lord Donald, congratulations on your 99% vote backing for your regime. It far outdoes any democratic vote in Syria, North Korea and other free democratic nations
PREZ TRUMP:
Thanks Harold …. now get off your knees and sit down …
SHE (brushing off his trousers):
Thank you, Oh Gracious One. Your outstanding win means you can sack useless Sessions, sack the traitor Mueller and ban crummy fake press spies…what’s next?
PREZ:
Well, following the publication next week of my fabulous memoir, The Nuremberg Diaries, I shall track down those who wish to attack me. I shall begin with Re-Education Camps set up in the beautiful North Dakota Jungle and then move to arrest…..(see full interview on sirhowardspeaks.com).
Tomorrow: Prince Charles describes how his £40 billion wealth portfolio will not affect his democratic monarchy when he inherits the Golden Imperial Throne of Ruritainia