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Sir Howard: Spy link shock horror exclusive mystery

Democratically elected

Comrade Howard Elstonovitch, our espionage reporter, on the searing questions of the day.

 

Jasmine from Paris asks:

“Can you just give me nine good reasons why the cynical Brits think President Putin, the democratically elected leader of Russia, is behind the spy murders?”

Sir Howard responds:

“Georgi Skripal, his daughter Yulia, Glushkov, Anna Politkovska, Yuri Shchekochikhin, Sergei Yushenkov, Berezovsky, Litvinenko, Sergei Magnitsky… Is that enough?”

Jasmine from Paris:

“Yep, that about does it, Sir Howard”.

 

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