Sir Howard Elston answers your queries on the Big Issue of the Day:

Question from Jim of Oklahoma City:

Howdy, why did I wake up this morning feeling kind of weird and seeing visions of cakes and candles?

Sir Howard:

Because it’s Trump’s 70th birthday today  and he’s gonna blow up the world if he gets elected.

Jim:

Thank you, Sir Howard

Howard:

You’re welcome, Jim.

Sir Howard’s Big Quiz Bonanza is brought to you by The North Korean Friendship Society  and also Poochie-Pie Dog Food (for that delish in the dish chow for your pet)