The Birmingham Press

Howard’s Big Bumper New Year Quiz

A question to Lord Howard Elston of Maidensville on a burning issue of the day:

Q:  Saudi Arabia has confirmed it has killed 47 opposition leaders in a mass execution. Any chance it will  be reported to the UN Human Rights commission?  asks Ray from Scunthorpe, UK

Lord Howard: They chair it, thanks to the UK’s vote.

Q: Wow, cor and ‘eck…is that right?

Lord Howard: Read my John Bull lips, baby.

 

Lord Howard Elston will respond to all vital issues of the day…for the usual donation to the Howard Elston Fund for Sick kids (cash only)

 

 

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