Our political editor, Sir Howard Elston, sits down with Prime Minister of Enger-Lund Dave Cammo about this week’s shock horror Parliamentary bollocks.

Sir Howard: Dave, good to see you, mate. And thanks for that meal with you, Sam and the kids at Chipping Norton last week end

Cammo: I think we should leave it at that.

SH: Now, how can you justify backing Maria Miller who grabbed £90,000 in taxpayers’ cash for upgrading the house in which she put her aged parents?

Cammo: I think we should leave it at that.

Maria ‘Grabbit’ Miller

SH: But it’s an ethical issue. You back her though she was forced to apologise for avoiding the Parliamentary investigator who represents the taxpayer and demanded she pay back wrong expenses

Cammo: I think we should leave it at that.

SH: So you think she belongs in your Cabinet even though she used every way to stop paying back public funds which were not rightly claimed.

Cammo: I think we should leave it at that.

SH: And is it true that…

Cammo: I think we should leave it at that.

SH: Is it true Downing Street had a flunkie threaten The Daily Telegraph if they printed the story?

Cammo: We don’t talk to leftie papers like the Telegraph. I think we should leave it at that.