Richard Lutz on seven days of shambolic politics.
Way back when, in 1780 to be exact, the British were making inroads into India as part of its empire building. One of the local heavyweights wasn’t too happy about how we handled things. He wrote of us: “They are so blinded by selfish interest that they never observe written agreement. God alone can fashion their base intrigues.”
Well…base intrigues, eh? Whatcha know? Some things never change. This week, we see the unending roll out of Brexit. And to be fair, whether you are for vacating the EU or staying inside its grasp, you have to admit the political skullduggery and governmental double speak is hard to digest.
Even hardline Brexiters such as former Tory leader Michael Howard and arch attack-dog former Attorney General Geoffrey Cox are worried about an illegal attempt by the government to break international law on a written trade deal that includes the vexed issue of the Irish border.
Cabinet ministers admit that in specific cases they may have to carry out an illegal act by ignoring a signed agreement. That’s like saying I may have to break into your house to nick stuff, but only the cutlery, so that’s okay. It doesn’t add up and UK Foreign Minister Dominic Raab is finding out this week just how unhappy American politicos are with mucking about with the Ireland accord that’s brought 23 years of relative peace.
So, it seems nothing has really changed much since that Indian statesman picked up his quill 240 years ago. The British are neck-deep in chicanery and double dealing, breaking not so much their word as their written promises.
Of course, chicanery is written into the sinews of this government’s psyche. It is scarred by it, tattooed by it, poisoned by it. The “world beating” campaign to reduce Covid-19 infection rates is a shambles. Boris’s Operation Moonshot- to test “literally millions per day” – is overwhelmingly unattainable. Everyone knows it. Even The Sun, a rabidly-foaming Tory paper, calls the Johnson plan Operation Moonshut.
And why not? Folks find out they can’t get a test or have to travel hundreds of miles to get a find one. An Aberdeen family was told the nearest depot was in Twickenham, in south-west London. That’s a mere 549 miles trip (each way). The reason for the blockage is that the backup lab work can’t be done, there’s not enough capacity to handle an increase in uptake. No one in government has thought this through.
Well, most pubs are open. My local has shut. A patron tested positive and the doors slammed. Admirably quick action. But then again, this is the same pub that rammed drinkers together elbow to elbow in its beer garden and was a YouTube sensation for a vid of a vicious fight outside its front door as drunks went at it until, reportedly, police tasers had to be used.
That said, to show how random and fluid the covid scene is, a member of my family was becoming increasingly worried about a three day hacking cough. She called the appropriate phone number at 8.30 am. She was tested at 10.30am. And as promised, received the all-clear result exactly 24 hours later by text. The system worked for us. But sadly does not for thousands of others. It’s a muddled, confused affair. And very worrying.
*The quote at the top of this article was written by Nana Phadnavis and is included in William Dalrymple’s book The Anarchy