Sir Howard’s Big Bumper Quiz Bonanza

He’ll answer your most tricky questions.

Sue from Sheffield asks: Sir Howard, now that Chancellor Mr Hammond is trying to sell the services of Britain’s crooked thieving banks to India, what is the Prime Minister, Mrs May, doing in peace loving Saudi Arabia?

Sir Howard: Well, Sue, she’s selling armaments and weaponry and air attack missiles to the Saudis so they can protect themselves in places like Yemen.

Sue: Oh….thanks

Howard: No problem, Sue, always a pleasure-a-reenio

Sir Howard Elston will answer all queries on the gripping stories of the day. All fees go straight to the Sir Howard Fund for Sick Kids, c/o Joliet State Penitentiary