Q: Were the closing Commonwealth Games Celebrations:
A: Cheesy
B: Ludicrous
C: Saved by Kylie in a cute costume
D: Complete waste of dosh
E: A sad metaphor for an out of touch ‘Commonwealth’ culture devoid of any taste
F: A warning to any Scots person of what will happen if it votes for Independence
G: Fun
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