The Birmingham Press

ASK HOWARD

Sir Howard Elston (OBE, DOA) responds to  society’s   contemporary  pressing issues:

TODAY: How many points did Tory tenant Lady Warsi obtain in this weekend’s Eurovision Song Contest?

Answer:  £12.34 in rent coupons

Next week:  Christine Lagarde:   A babe…or what?

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