Big news from our royal correspondent.
Sources deep within the private health world were rocked to their very rich foundations today when it was announced that Will and Kate’s impending royal child will use social media to say Hi to the world seconds after the birth.
Laurence Inman has been studying the decline of the high street.
As the nation revels in the premature news that a young, newly married, couple are expecting a child, Laurence Inman has been pondering on likely names.
Two stories are splashed across the pages of the remnants of our newspapers today- and both make historic reading.
The first is the happy faces of Prince William and Kate Middleton- soon to be married after 8 years of courting. All well and good. We have a princess and ultimately a queen well into the 21st century.