Ask Howard: He answers the big questions

More hard-hitting answers from the Man in the Know.

Riannah of Chicago asks: Hey Howie over there in UK-land….is it true that May ends in June?

Sir Howard Elston: Whaaaa…a calendar joke as the big general election Is announced for 8th June by Prime Minister Theresa May? Gimme a break with these trivial smart ass jocular questions! But I’ll steal the joke anyway.

Riannah: Thanks, Sir Howard

Sir Howard: You’re very welcome, Riannah. Give my best to Barack and Al Capone and The Loop and the Chicago Cub.s

Sir Howard Elston can be contacted via his parole officer or through Poste Restante at Joliet Federal Penitentiary. 

3 thoughts on “Ask Howard: He answers the big questions

  1. I realise it’s not the same situation, but is PM May pulling a “David Cameron” by calling these early elections?

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