Match Report – Manchester United 8 Arsenal 2

Steve Beauchampé reports on the latest outing for Arsenal and their loveable manager Arsene Whinger.

Ah-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, a-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, tee-hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, o-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee, hee, oh stop it Wayne…you’re creasing me up here!! Ho, ho, ho, ha – ah, they’ve had another player sent off!!! A-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We want ten! We want ten! We want ten! We want ten!…blimey, and I don’t even remotely like Manchester United, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!! Ah football…don’tcha just love it!