Sir Howard Elston, our sporting correspondent, reports trackside on the loopyloop world of the Tokyo Olympics.
Tokyo Olympics boss Yoshiro Mori has quit because he made boneheaded remarks saying women colleagues talk too much and are riven by rivalries. Silly man….
Here are the bigtime glitzy events that will be hit hard:
Three-legged Sacked Race: Ready steady, you’re fired….
Downhill (all the way) skiing: See you at the bottom, Yoshi
Glass Ceiling Pole Vault: A Mori poll winner. Ladies need not apply
Mixed Tennis Doubles: Ditto
The 26 mile Women’s Marathon Chat: Delayed until runners stop talking and start running
Hop, Skip and Jump: Exactly what Mori did before he was pushed
High Dive: Ditto
Olympic Flame-Out: Sayonara, Mr Mori
Final Ceremony: The boss picks up his unemployment cheque
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