Kim Jong Un

With new allegations that Donald Trump is economic with the truth, our diplomatic editor Sir Howard Elston quizzes the US boss.

SIR HOWARD: Mr President, welcome to my studios. My first question: your personal lawyer and hair stylist Mick ‘The Brick’ Cohen says you are not telling the truth. Are you a liar?

DONALD J. TRUMP: Yes.

SH: So, you’re lying now.

DJT: No.

SH: Dearie me, does that mean you are…or aren’t?

DJT:  Yes.

SH: Mr President, thank you for being so honest.

DJT: Thanks. I aren’t not unhonest. Care to browse my back copies of Playboy?