Sir Howard reveals what Putin and Trumpie will talk about later this week over peanut butter sandwiches and straight up borscht cocktails.
Vlad Putin: Donaldovich, my old comrade, sit down and let’s talk over old times.
Donald Trump: Like it’s so good, so beautiful..how’s life?
VP: Still hassling with ugly democratic protestors.
DT: Me too.
VP: And hassling with the bombing in Syria.
DT: Ditto, me old chum.
VT: And stepping down hard on a free media that spreads lies.
DT: Yup…on to foreign policy…you okay on invading neighbouring Ukraine?
VT: Yeah, sure. You okay on building that wall?
DT: Yeah, sure.
VT: How about those gays?
DT: Well, ’nuff said, comradeski
VT: Talk later about the billions you owe me…?
DT: Just read my emails…
VT: We do anyway. Another avacodo blini?