Sir Howard Elston, scourge of the left, enemy of the right, answers the Big Question as Trump finishes his second month in the White House
THE BIRMINGHAM PRESS PANEL: Sir Howard, is Trump doing a good job two months after the inauguration..inauger…inorgin…since he took the presidential vow?
SIR HOWARD ELSTON (OBE): The man should be arrested, locked in a dark room, shackled to a hissing radiator, forced to face twin pictures of Obama and Hillary and only be let out one hour a day for fresh air while made to listen to Joni Mitchell songs and wearing a clown mask and an orange jumpsuit.
TBP: Thank you, Sir Howard, for that special insight. It’s been an honour.
SHE (OBE): And thank you. Make the cheque out to cash, please.